Can I just say you are beyond hilarious and you have really cheered me up tonight. Vaginas day out. You cant write that crap!!
Babe, as cliche as it sounds, boys are simple creatures. He probably is wondering why he hasnt heard from you "is it my two toned head?" he is thinking. While your sitting there thinking "he is just not that into me"
Chillax!!! I bet you hear from him tomorrow. I still think you should message him
I like the sounds of BMW boy. Then again, I am superficial as hell.